LOL MOMENT

Death came To a Guy and said "my friend today is your day". The guy said "but i am not ready" and death said, "well you are next on my list." 

so the guy tried to plead with death but it Refused,

"Ok why dont u take a sit while I get you something to eat before we go.?" the man said while shaking... 
and death said "alright then." 

The guy gave death some food and thought of adding poison on it
, but said to Himself, 'since it is Death, poison wount have any effect on it,'

so he added some sleeping pills in it,

Death finished eating and fell asleep

when asleep, the Guy took the Death list, Rubbed his name from top of the list and Wrote it at the bottom of the list.

So when Death woke up he said to the guy, "Because you have been Soo nice to Me with much hospitality that I even Fell asleep, I wil start the LIST FROM THE BOTTOM!!"

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