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Death came To a Guy and said "my friend today is your day". The guy said "but i am not ready" and death said, "well you are next on my list."  so the guy tried to plead with death but it Refused, "Ok why dont u take a sit while I get you something to eat before we go.?" the man said while shaking...  and death said "alright then."  The guy gave death some food and thought of adding poison on it , but said to Himself, 'since it is Death, poison wount have any effect on it,' so he added some sleeping pills in it, Death finished eating and fell asleep when asleep, the Guy took the Death list, Rubbed his name from top of the list and Wrote it at the bottom of the list. So when Death woke up he said to the guy, "Because you have been Soo nice to Me with much hospitality that I even Fell asleep, I wil start the LIST FROM THE BOTTOM!!"

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There once was a man who had nothing for his family to eat. He had an old shotgun and three bullets. So, he decided that he would go out and kill something for dinner. As he went down the road, he saw a rabbit and he shot at the rabbit and missed it. Then he saw a squirrel and fired a shot at the squirrel and missed it. As he went further, he saw a wild turkey in the tree and he had only one bullet, but a voice came to him and said "pray first, aim high and stay focused ." However, at the same time, he saw a deer which was a better kill. He brought the gun down and aimed at the deer. But, then he saw a rattle snake between his legs about to bite him, so he naturally brought the gun down further to shoot the rattle snake. Still, the voice said again to him, "I said 'pray, aim high and stay focused." So, the man decided to listen to the voice. He prayed, then aimed the gun high up in the tree and shot the wild turkey. The bullet bounced off the turkey and killed